if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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more chocolate?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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