Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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