What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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