- Anti Joke

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.