- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

1+2 = 6

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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