why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Your mom is so fat...

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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NEVER

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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You see how lame this is?

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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