Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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whats one plus one penis

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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