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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

So I was walking down the road today

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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