roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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im a willy bum bum

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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