What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Agent 47.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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