why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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