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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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