- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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