Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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