- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

knock knock whos their a person

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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