What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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I like your hair

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Wanna see some more?

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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scientology.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Take wrong turns

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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