- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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