- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

I grunt when I poop.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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