What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

good one jess !!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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