- Anti Joke

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG