Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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