Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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hey

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Nickelback

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Hello.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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