Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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ugh good riddance

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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