Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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