- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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