why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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