When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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