Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Where's the dick??? east

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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