- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

sure!

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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