Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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