Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Justin Bieber.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Ross.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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