- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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