Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

politically correct!

give me a thumbs up

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

That's what SHE said!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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