Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Jaden McMichael

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Black people. They are so kind.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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