Gay Rights

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

This is not a joke

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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