- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Women's rights

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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