Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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