"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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The WNBA

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Christianity

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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