roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock ...

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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