Why did it die Nothing died

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Jayden Eccles

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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The WNBA

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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