- Anti Joke

No, what you are saying, is that you have lost hope, one of the fundamental rules in creating such a society, is becoming the kind of person, in our case a man that has a notion of free will, the willpower to follow his own vision, the kind of man with a ideology so strong that it defies the rules imposed upon us by society. Then, you do neither go around breaking said rules, nor as you do, seek out people. No, if your ideology is better, stronger and greater than what society has imposed upon us since birth, then those we consider the strong, will seek people like us. You know the basics, humans as a whole are "monkey see monkey do", but for me at least, people of true value, do not follow others, but their own belief, values concepts of life and whatnot, this is the reason I from time to time come here and "Humiliate myself", people hate my guts, I know it, acknowledge it, until it fazes me no more, then every so often a few people like it. And there you got the core of what you are conveying, individuality based on self respect and respect for others, those people that sought people like me, had this value down at heart. Again that is not something you can teach others, how to think for themselves, no. You know how it is, we live in a society where people that love themselves and respect their own work are looked down upon by others, until many decide it is not worth the effort. And if that is what society has created, then you going around promising others a better lifestyle trough following their "heart", is just going to either have them abuse you, or worse, worship you. If you succeed at having people see you as a goddamn God, then it only takes a fucking generation, your fucking lifetime, before someone takes over, starts passing on drugs or alcohol, and claiming you where a God, and then you wasted your whole life into conveying something greater, but ended up creating what people like us hate, a religion indoctrination that destroys the human part that is able to think for itself and respect its own decisions. The problem with free will, is that you can also freely surrender it, and when the so called "greatest nation on the world" are war "in the name of God" against Satan, while the other is fighting for Allah, against, SHATAM... Then it should not take much more than a monkey to figure out humanity is simply fighting one another, in this case probably over a fucking translation error. And if this is what the world most powerful nation can offer, while their elitism assures that politicians live as kings, while the people suffer, all while "Gods nation" cannot even win a war over what is considered "camels and stones" Then you should know that there is still much hope, that people such as us can start even the smallest spark, of a better society, and that people will seek us out. But our kind cannot be made, only unmade, it is easy to surrender one`s personal values and become someone else. And when you claim to be me, and spread your weird values on a fucking anti-joke side on the worlds most broken site, then what is really left of you? And if you cannot stand against the tide, then what different is what you convey, that to what the mainstream media, politicians and religion spread? Moral: Get ready for a load of thumbs downs, people most have surrendered their values and free will, its hard to stand against the tide, but as long as people such as I and hopefully you stand strong, even if in seclusion, then we only need to ignite the spark in our equals in order to succeed, and we might be few, but together and as individuals strong, we can never truly be defeated.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A dyslexic blind man

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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