- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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