Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

shut up iggy

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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