- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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