Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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purple pickles

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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everybody loves raymond

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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