- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the woman?

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What does two plus two equal? 4

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