Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Cancer

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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