How high is a Chinaman

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Where's my tractor?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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