Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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