why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Rick santorum

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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