- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Justin Bieber

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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