- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

... i forgot the joke :p

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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