- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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