A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I would rape her

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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