What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Spinabifita

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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