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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

every knight i see an owl at window

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

luke moore cant pull it back

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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