- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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